"Do you mind?! I happen to be on the phone!"
Mobile Phone Critics Gifts
Need a gift that captures the essence of someone who loves to critique mobile phones? Our collection offers witty and playful items perfect for tech enthusiasts and critics alike. Celebrate their passion or gently tease their habits with unique gifts that speak their language.
At the mobile tracking test lab.
I'm Stupid (Damn Autocorrect)
"How does one experience the ultimate selfie? Swallow your cell phone."
'This must be the Sea of Tranquility.'
People crossing the street while texting use white canes.
"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."
"Use your phone once more during dinner...And I'll send you close-ups of my patients' wounds."
"And don't ever try to use your smartphone during trivia night again!"
"Hello? I can't talk right now! I'm on a plane! What?! No! Just leave some food in her dish! What?! I can't talk!"
"After he got his cell phone, I'm only his second-best friend!"
Jeff regretted putting roaming on his mobile.
"The killer was calling from inside the house and didn't even bother to text first."
"In my day we had trimphones."
'I don't know what it is. It's been here ever since I can remember.'
People Don't Talk to Each Other Anymore!
Support SABA - the society for the abolition of acronyms...
'I don't think those apps have made Junior smarter.'
'Hi,I'm on the train.'
Weapons of mass distractions
Campaign Rally. I've heard about these human elections but don't understand them. Anybody with even the most rudimentary processor should see the glaring errors in the budget and tax proposals. And the way campaign promises are broken, it seems like nobody has any memory chips at all. Most importantly, why do they hold elections only every couple of years. Yeah, without upgrading they're stuck with obsolete leaders in less than twelve months!
'Mr. Clark will text you now.'
'That's called the 'Mask of Tragedy.' Otherwise known as the last person whose cell phone rang during the opera!'
Please stand by we have temporarily lost our picture.
"This isn't a sales call? Aren't all calls, in the final analysis, sales calls?"
Damn, cell phone!
Mobile phone has teeth and writhes about. Young man says: 'The animal-noise ringtones are cool, but the vibrate setting is a bit much.'
Award: Most trivial phone app. Ah-choo! Gesundheit!
Customer service involves giving your clients your undivided attention.
"I need attention! Does anybody have any?"
'Please call customer services for assistance with your enquiry.' - 'Gah. Useless website!' - 'Press '1' for sales. Press '2' for customer service.' - '2' - 'Please visit our website at...' - 'Oh, you did not just say that!'
Handy Pre-made Notes for Modern Life
"I'm not going to make it. Show me how to delete my face book profile."
Quantity over quality
'Food additives you'd want to avoid - crayons, digital watch, first edition of 'Tale of Two Cities'.
Mobile Phone Critics Gifts Collection
Mobile Phone Critics Mugs
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Mobile Phone Critics Pillows
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Mobile Phone Critics Prints
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Mobile Phone Critics T-Shirts
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