Phone Call Critics Gifts

Looking for a gift for the phone call critic? Every conversation deserves a touch of humor and a dash of personality. Our curated selection of gifts features clever designs and playful illustrations that speak to those who love to critique and analyze every call. Whether they’re notorious for their honest feedback or just enjoy a good laugh about their critique skills, these items are as fun as they are charming. Perfect for birthdays, quirky office gifts, or just because!

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'Please call customer services for assistance with your enquiry.' - 'Gah. Useless website!' - 'Press '1' for sales. Press '2' for customer service.' - '2' - 'Please visit our website at...' - 'Oh, you did not just say that!'

'Please call customer services for assistance with your enquiry.' - 'Gah. Useless website!' - 'Press '1' for sales. Press '2' for customer service.' - '2' - 'Please visit our website at...' - 'Oh, you did not just say that!'

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'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?' mockup

'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'

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"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first." mockup

"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."

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'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'

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'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!' mockup

'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'

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"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right." mockup

"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."

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...the onion rings

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'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.' mockup

'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'

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People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

People crossing the street while texting use white canes. mockup

People crossing the street while texting use white canes.

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"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell." mockup

"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."

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'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?' mockup

'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'

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"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out." mockup

"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."

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Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday." mockup

Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."

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"I miss expense accounts."

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"Hello? I can't talk right now! I'm on a plane! What?! No! Just leave some food in her dish! What?! I can't talk!"

"Hello? I can't talk right now! I'm on a plane! What?! No! Just leave some food in her dish! What?! I can't talk!" mockup

"Hello? I can't talk right now! I'm on a plane! What?! No! Just leave some food in her dish! What?! I can't talk!"

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Business executive has desk sign stating: I am in a meeting.

Business executive has desk sign stating: I am in a meeting. mockup

Business executive has desk sign stating: I am in a meeting.

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"He wants to know if I'm alone."

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"Thank you for holding, your prayers have advanced in the queue and will be answered by the next available deity."

"Thank you for holding, your prayers have advanced in the queue and will be answered by the next available deity." mockup

"Thank you for holding, your prayers have advanced in the queue and will be answered by the next available deity."

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Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult mockup

Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult

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"Operator, get me my hair!"

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Collar I.D.

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Woman on the phone while her kids cause chaos in the background.

Woman on the phone while her kids cause chaos in the background. mockup

Woman on the phone while her kids cause chaos in the background.

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"I've been talking on this phone so much, I'm getting cauliflower ears."

"I've been talking on this phone so much, I'm getting cauliflower ears." mockup

"I've been talking on this phone so much, I'm getting cauliflower ears."

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"Do you mind?! I happen to be on the phone!"

"Do you mind?! I happen to be on the phone!" mockup

"Do you mind?! I happen to be on the phone!"

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Telemarketing Center: Help wanted. It's not a job - it's a calling.

Telemarketing Center: Help wanted. It's not a job - it's a calling. mockup

Telemarketing Center: Help wanted. It's not a job - it's a calling.

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'You can't put me on hold... I'm putting you on hold!'

'You can't put me on hold... I'm putting you on hold!' mockup

'You can't put me on hold... I'm putting you on hold!'

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"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line." mockup

"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."

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Turkey Hotline

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"Hello. This is the old man across the street. Get off my lawn!"

"Hello. This is the old man across the street. Get off my lawn!" mockup

"Hello. This is the old man across the street. Get off my lawn!"

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'Still 10 minutes to go before my cheap call rate kicks in...!'

'Still 10 minutes to go before my cheap call rate kicks in...!' mockup

'Still 10 minutes to go before my cheap call rate kicks in...!'

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'That's called the 'Mask of Tragedy.' Otherwise known as the last person whose cell phone rang during the opera!'

'That's called the 'Mask of Tragedy.' Otherwise known as the last person whose cell phone rang during the opera!' mockup

'That's called the 'Mask of Tragedy.' Otherwise known as the last person whose cell phone rang during the opera!'

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"It's me, darling, we're out of toilet paper."

"It's me, darling, we're out of toilet paper." mockup

"It's me, darling, we're out of toilet paper."

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'I absolutely concur with your opinion: that I am an over scripted, brain dead moron, who is wasting your time!'

'I absolutely concur with your opinion: that I am an over scripted, brain dead moron, who is wasting your time!' mockup

'I absolutely concur with your opinion: that I am an over scripted, brain dead moron, who is wasting your time!'

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Yes Darling, the phone bill is a bit high, but remember: 'What's good for the Goose is good for the Gander'...

Yes Darling, the phone bill is a bit high, but remember: 'What's good for the Goose is good for the Gander'... mockup

Yes Darling, the phone bill is a bit high, but remember: 'What's good for the Goose is good for the Gander'...

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"Line one, Pastor Bob. Last name, Sims. First name, Mary. Preferred name, Honey."

"Line one, Pastor Bob. Last name, Sims. First name, Mary. Preferred name, Honey." mockup

"Line one, Pastor Bob. Last name, Sims. First name, Mary. Preferred name, Honey."

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Phone Call Critics Gifts Collection

Phone Call Critics Mugs

Explore a variety of mugs that celebrate the phone call critic’s sense of humor. Find the perfect cup for their critique-filled mornings.

Phone Call Critics Pillows

Add a touch of humor to any room with our fun pillows celebrating the love of critique and honest conversations.

Phone Call Critics Prints

Decorate their space with prints that perfectly capture their playful critique spirit. Great for personalizing their favorite room.

Phone Call Critics T-Shirts

Discover t-shirts designed for the witty critic in your life. Perfect for making a humorous statement and showcasing their personality.