
'Please call customer services for assistance with your enquiry.' - 'Gah. Useless website!' - 'Press '1' for sales. Press '2' for customer service.' - '2' - 'Please visit our website at...' - 'Oh, you did not just say that!'
Give them a t-shirt that boldly celebrates their love of critique and conversation. With witty slogans and clever designs, these tees make a fun statement for the phone call critic.
'Please call customer services for assistance with your enquiry.' - 'Gah. Useless website!' - 'Press '1' for sales. Press '2' for customer service.' - '2' - 'Please visit our website at...' - 'Oh, you did not just say that!'
'Mr. Coleman is on vacation. Would you care to hold?'
"No, you dismantle your nuclear arsenal first."
'Telephone call for Mr. Right!'
'It's the bank again... What I'd give for a bit of good old-fashioned heavy breathing!'
"Thank you for holding. . .Your call is important to us. . .Yeah right."
...the onion rings
'I'll be late for dinner - a shelf fell on me.'
People crossing the street while texting use white canes.
"Though you be a villainous scoundrel, fairness demands I inform you that's your cell."
'I'm about to have a tantrum. What are you doing?'
"Hello, Braque? Picasso here. Cubism is out."
Robinson Crusoe on the phone - "Big job. No problem, it'll be done by Friday."
"I miss expense accounts."
"Hello? I can't talk right now! I'm on a plane! What?! No! Just leave some food in her dish! What?! I can't talk!"
Collar I.D.
"Thank you for holding, your prayers have advanced in the queue and will be answered by the next available deity."
Business executive has desk sign stating: I am in a meeting.
"Operator, get me my hair!"
Phone Calls As a Child and As an Adult
"I've been talking on this phone so much, I'm getting cauliflower ears."
Woman on the phone while her kids cause chaos in the background.
"Do you mind?! I happen to be on the phone!"
"He wants to know if I'm alone."
Telemarketing Center: Help wanted. It's not a job - it's a calling.
Turkey Hotline
"May I put you on hold? I was on another line."
'You can't put me on hold... I'm putting you on hold!'
"Hello. This is the old man across the street. Get off my lawn!"
'Still 10 minutes to go before my cheap call rate kicks in...!'
'I absolutely concur with your opinion: that I am an over scripted, brain dead moron, who is wasting your time!'
"It's me, darling, we're out of toilet paper."
'That's called the 'Mask of Tragedy.' Otherwise known as the last person whose cell phone rang during the opera!'
Yes Darling, the phone bill is a bit high, but remember: 'What's good for the Goose is good for the Gander'...
"Got to go, Shirley, my bath is running."
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