
"It's their 'Baby Babble Unlimited' plan!"
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"It's their 'Baby Babble Unlimited' plan!"
The height of fashion in 1796
'You did turn the company around... but we liked it the way it was...'
Mr. Empirical With "Antarctica""Small is hostile. Rage contributes to shift away from literality. I'm off to True Value Hardware for some more self-reference tools."
"Imagine if only 1/2 the companies that claimed to have a great culture actually did."
Dawing your Cellphone
"Say 'eh.'"
Junk art/ food/ tv/ music/ amusements/ novels/ views/ life.
"Lately, I've been trying to spend less time staring at the glowing orb."
Looks Like They're Finally Renovating The Toilet
Unlikely Couples #136: Jim and Sheryl Crow
"Please don't watch this show! There's a viewer trigger warning and a short fuse alert."
"Now that was post-modern sex."
T.S. Eliot lacks the courage to eat a peach.
"How is it in Russia?"
"I'm after the history section."
"Honey, do you think I'm Eurocentric?"
"I wanted to deliver a message of hope and tolerance in a complex global society but I decided to update them on the Kardashians instead."
'Burke's B-list celebrities.'
When 'cancel culture' becomes commonplace...
"It's all significantly less impressive once you realize these guys had free child care."
'So, ten thousand pounds could be yours if you call in and answer this question...Why the hell aren't you in bed?!'
'We're wondering whether you'd fit into our corporate culture!'
"Your employees have lost faith in your ability to pretend to care about them."
The ParDon
Get Your Shot
Mr. Frite Head
"This next song is about a trip to Vermont. It's called 'This is the whitest state I've ever seen—wow!'"
'Classical music, huh?...You mean like Elvis?'
Trump attempting to pull down the thinker
Hot Rinzelophtats
'Psychoanalysis is passé. I suggest we ask for asylum in France.'
"The last doggy bag."
"It's an even numbered day. Do we blame the message or the messenger on even numbered days?"
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