Source Of Humor Pillows

Dog Show: Most human look.

"Behold the secret to happiness."

"Yo, Eunice – don’t leave me hangin’."

"It says: 'The teamwork that got you here is the real treasure.' Aww."

'Yes, all at once!'

Zenemies.

"So have you ever stopped to ask yourself: If he really knew the secrets of the universe, would he be living in a damn cave?"

"Fangul." Italian sausage.

'Before we staqrt biting do you practice catch and release?'

"Hey team, meet our new V.P. of acquisitions and mergers." (businessman introducing a vicking, barbarian)

Apricots

All this pressure to be the perfect storm...

Government survey into the effects of haggis throwing in Ethiopia.

The Scottish Lawn

"No, I said to swab the deck!"

'You can hit out of the trap or take a 2 stroke penalty.'

"What if it's smarter than us?"

'...and don't think I didn't see that flying tackle.'

"First of all, kudos on landing a corner office."

"Yes, I know that chocolate comes from the cocoa Bean...but that does NOT count as a vegetable!"

'My philosophy is that the bigger you are, the smaller the desk you need.'

"Frankenstein? Isn't the story of a being made from the parts of others a little far-fetched?" "I find it very believable."

"When did this game get started?"

Human meat.

"Sorry - I've got to take this..."

'I sort of drifted into this...I always wanted to do children's gymkhanas.'

'I'm afraid that driving the getaway car is more than just a driving offence, Mr. Jones.'

"In school I got punished for copying, yet now it's all I'm asked to do."

"Yes, I know darling, getting a sore throat is bad: it really hurts to swallow..."

Corona virus: "Wow, I seem to be getting lots of attention lately."