Contemporary Humor Pillows

Your tiny santitsed hand is frozen....

"Hey, the neighbors just installed a new wifi router."

"Freud doesn't work for you, so I', going to try some Dr. Anthony Fauci..."

"Kevin, I'm leaving you to find myself ... a better Internet connection."

This man is an island.

Pop Top Ice FIshing

'The little piggy went to market, this little piggy stayed home and shopped online...'

"You text LOL, but you have yet to actualize LOL..."

'My philosophy is that the bigger you are, the smaller the desk you need.'

"Lemonade App: $1"

"Hello, police? I'd like to report some suspicious activity. A youth without a phone in his hand."

"These days, I don't eat homework. I just install ransomware."

'Put that out! -- the tribe just went smoke-free.'

'Has this wall got spellcheck?' 'Dunno...ask it.'

'The Streetwise Men.'

"Bloody Cyclops!"

"How do you think that makes Gail feel, knowing her only dog is posting naked pictures of herself all over the internet?"

'But, there must be some mistake. I don't want to buy the school.'

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'It took a great severance package before I agreed to ride off into the sunset.'

"Prospecting ain't what it used to be."

"She comes with breast implants,a kiss and tell diary and a reality T.V deal."

Take up karate and learn how to break bricks with your cast.

Surveillance Camera Phones on the Premises.

Jesus turns water into Vitamin Water.

Statue Selfie

"I thought you turned location services off."

"I have only my selfie to blame."

Mother says to Jack to protect himself on way to market