Sound Perception Gifts

'Isn't it weird how you always think you can hear a can opening when you're in the shower?'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

At the rock concert...

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Music downloads

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

"Check out this new store."

Noise Pollution

"The subwoofers really help."

"Ding" "Dong"

Famous Optical Illusions!

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

Band Practice

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

A rare look at the real source of guitar sound.

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

Henry trained himself in the 'dramatic pause'.

George Frederic Handel tries to write lyrics for his 'Royal Music For Fireworks.'

"This new phone is totally cool. The only thing it needs a ringer that plays a song more annoying than anyone else."

Unsound

Mother of teenage boy vacuuming up music.