Sound Perception Gifts

'Isn't it weird how you always think you can hear a can opening when you're in the shower?'

'No! No more harps! I can't take it anymore.'

At the rock concert...

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

Music downloads

"Check out this new store."

Man Plugged Into His Stereo.

Noise Pollution

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

"The subwoofers really help."

Things that go beep in the night.

"Ding" "Dong"

Famous Optical Illusions!

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

'Great! So that's the film... Now for the sound!'

Band Practice

At the Goldilocks Music Store albums are labeled: 'Too Many Notes,' 'Too Few Notes,' 'Too loud,' 'Too Soft,' and 'Just Right.'

"Here's a little song I wrote after hearing it on the radio."

Hang it all; let's be gay. Come and find the phonograph.

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

"You're hearing is fine. It's the noise-canceling headphones that are the problem."

'How's the ringtone coming along, Ludwig?'

A Peek into the 2021 Noise Pollution L'Accord

"I love hearing that lonesome wail of the train whistle as the magnitude of the frequency of the wave changes due to the doppler effect."

A rare look at the real source of guitar sound.

"I hope they read the fine print that the audiobook is to be voiced by Morgan Freeman."

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.

The Two Pipers: Man playing Flute Pipe.

Henry trained himself in the 'dramatic pause'.

"Do you have any books on perception?"

George Frederic Handel tries to write lyrics for his 'Royal Music For Fireworks.'

Mother of teenage boy vacuuming up music.

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