Sound Appreciation Gifts

'Plastic garbage cans are fine... but I really miss the cacophonous sound of metal can dropped...'

Don't you just love the sound of recycled water on the roof?

"If you could be any Bob Dylan you wanted to, which Bob Dylan would you be?"

Hoodie Hang-out

"Sorry, the sound of your chewing sends me into a rage."

"I only like their bad albums – the good ones are too commercial."

Rap music

"I'd like a partridge in a pear tree, 2 turtle doves, 3 French hens, 4 calling birds and 7 swans a swimming."

My other cello is a Stradivari

Artist and Musician

'... and the winner for 'The Noisiest Picture of the Year' is...'

Fossil record player.

R.I.P. ZZ Top - Dusty Hill 1949-2021

"I'll stop when I'm good and ready to."

'He likes a room where he can reverberate.'

Wake the eff up with the official New York City alarm clock. Choose your distress signal: car horns, sirens, barking, heat pipes, mouse feet. Guaranteed to disturb!

"As Tom gets nostalgic to Don McLean's 'American Pie,' baby Charles utters his first words... Too long."

"Come up and purr in her other ear... she likes the surround sound."

People bell ringing - 'RING TONES'

The sounds of a tree falling in the forest.

Dance Dance Dance.

The Gong

Some musicians discovering a noise from a boiling kettle

"It's a fortuitous coincidence that the greatest moments in music history were when I was in high school."

Colours

"The sea waves on my sound machine are attracting a following."

Frederic Chopin

Older and wiser

Record department with rock, crossover and classical sections.

'The cow mooed, the pig oinked, the chicken clucked, I baaed and then we adjourned.'

Jean Sibelius.

'I love Brahms' 2nd Symphony in A minor, especially the part where it pauses and the voice says, 'Please hold for the next available broker'.'

Fred gives up his MP3 Player in favor of conch shells.

"What do you mean, who are my influences?"

I'm beginning to regret the hearing aids.