Sensory Perception Gifts

'All my senses are very acute.'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

Ewww

Famous Optical Illusions!

"I wish I'd had the eye test before I got married."

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

Amy Winehouse

"It's not icky - it's tactile."

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

Henry trained himself in the 'dramatic pause'.

"Do you have any books on perception?"

Sensory confusion syndrome.

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

"The school newspaper's much improved as a tabloid!"

Henderson will now bumble his way through yet another boring lecture...

'Sheesh! Every time. Well, you people knew what you were getting into!'

"Is it just the merciless sun playing havoc with a man's senses?"

"Eyebrows."

'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'

"It's weird how you can see a face in just about anything if you're looking for it."

Tactile Art.

'And, as you taste the wine, various sensations are recorded and transmitted to your brain for later befuddlement.'

Suddenly Henry knew someone had read his thoughts, and he felt violated.

"So how to you know I'm an optician?"

ASMR Dominatrix

ESP society.

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee every morning... but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

ESP test

'Come in'.

Of Course My Mom Still Needs Glasses

'I don't need a haircut. I just want you to use the vacuum thingy on my neck for 20 minutes.'

"He thinks he's so clever, sucking on breath mints and wearing cologne, but he's not fooling me, I can smell he's still smoking in secret..."

"Ow! Ow! Ow..." "On second thought, I should have made gazpacho."

"You'll just have to go elsewhere for a sense of wonder."

'Isn't it weird how you always think you can hear a can opening when you're in the shower?'