Sensory Perception Mugs

'All my senses are very acute.'

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

"I wish I'd had the eye test before I got married."

Famous Optical Illusions!

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

"It's not icky - it's tactile."

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

Henry trained himself in the 'dramatic pause'.

Sensory confusion syndrome.

"The school newspaper's much improved as a tabloid!"

'Today in Tactile Effusions Class we are going to pop the bubbles in this packing material.'

Henderson will now bumble his way through yet another boring lecture...

'Sheesh! Every time. Well, you people knew what you were getting into!'

"Is it just the merciless sun playing havoc with a man's senses?"

"Eyebrows."

'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'

"It's weird how you can see a face in just about anything if you're looking for it."

Tactile Art.

'And, as you taste the wine, various sensations are recorded and transmitted to your brain for later befuddlement.'

ESP society.

"So how to you know I'm an optician?"

Suddenly Henry knew someone had read his thoughts, and he felt violated.

ASMR Dominatrix

"I look forward to coming here for great tasting coffee every morning... but you are talking so loud I can't even smell it!"

ESP test

'Come in'.

'I don't need a haircut. I just want you to use the vacuum thingy on my neck for 20 minutes.'

"Ow! Ow! Ow..." "On second thought, I should have made gazpacho."

"He thinks he's so clever, sucking on breath mints and wearing cologne, but he's not fooling me, I can smell he's still smoking in secret..."

"You'll just have to go elsewhere for a sense of wonder."

'Isn't it weird how you always think you can hear a can opening when you're in the shower?'

'You see, my boy, there'll always be a market for whips.'