Extrasensory Perception Mugs

ESP test

ESP society.

Suddenly Henry knew someone had read his thoughts, and he felt violated.

"And when the canyon fills up, that's it; herd immunity."

'Kids, today, Xerf brought in a planet that he found. Now if we look at it closely under the microscope, you can still see it's inhabitants scrambling around.'

Famous Optical Illusions!

"I wish I'd had the eye test before I got married."

Confirmation Bias

"And not only do I make my own pizza sauce, I have a special way of crushing the tomatoes!"

"I still maintain an online presence."

'No, fear isn't one of the basic taste sensations.'

Sensory confusion syndrome.

Harold finally decided to take his psychiatrist's advice to become more receptive.

Man reading problems of perception upside-down.

"Now I'd like to introduce the rest of my band. Give it up for my laptop!"

"Is it just the merciless sun playing havoc with a man's senses?"

"Eyebrows."

'Warning: Objects in mirror may bear no relation to reality'

"It's weird how you can see a face in just about anything if you're looking for it."

The curse that afflicts abstract painting.

'And, as you taste the wine, various sensations are recorded and transmitted to your brain for later befuddlement.'

"So how to you know I'm an optician?"

ASMR Dominatrix

How psychics keep out the riffraff...

'Come in'.

"Look...it's the Perez twins."

Covid and Concerts

'All my senses are very acute.'

"Ow! Ow! Ow..." "On second thought, I should have made gazpacho."

'Isn't it weird how you always think you can hear a can opening when you're in the shower?'

"You'll just have to go elsewhere for a sense of wonder."

Eye Exam Room/ASMR Viewing Room