Solitary Poolster Gifts

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Swimming Prankster

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

'Is the water cold?'

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Cruise.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

Solitaire card shark.

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Napoleon marches off alone

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

Swimming Champion.

"Lights...Camera...No Action...The Flaw in 'Celebrity Solitaire'"

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

Hands off my IP

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

Fisherman catches swimmer.

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

'I didn't know you had this pool heated!'

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'