Solitaire Gifts

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

Instant Replay At The World Series Of Solitaire.

Killing time, and vice versa....

"I'm going to have to let you go. You're the only employee I know who can get into an argument playing online Solitaire."

"Lights...Camera...No Action...The Flaw in 'Celebrity Solitaire'"

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

Card night for introverts.

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

'No can do! That's my Solitaire evening!'

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

Solitaire card shark.

'Am I glad to see you.. I'm TIRED of playing Solitaire.'

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

I should probably get out more.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Crowded Ice Fishing

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

Banana Split Personality

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

She required plenty of personal space.

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."