Solitaire Aficionado Gifts

"Explain these 3,674 games of solitaire we found on your office computer?"

'I'll make my final decision on that promotion of yours, after this game.'

"I don't know why you always have to choose the same hide-and-go-seek hiding spot that I do, Tommy!"

Golfing Boss

It is best dealt with by the 'Pitch and Run Shot'.

'Notice how with truth in packaging requirements all the labels begin with ‘OMG!''

"Yes, sir, Dave. Out here, under the big sky, I always get back in touch with who I am."

Camping-Pong

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

Executive golf with Newton's cradle

"Yes, three of a kind beats two pair."

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

The AdRams Family no.13 - Exams

Antler Buzzers.

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'I love these senior citizen discounts.'

"I see you've flown around the world in a plane, and settled revolutions in Spain. Around a golf course you're under par. Metro-Goldwyn has asked you to star. Very impressive, I must admit, but we're looking for someone with marketing experience."

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

'Don't worry, the dog's a sales manager!'

Children's party - Pin the Tail using a tablet

Last night of freedom.

'I suggest we wait at the pub until this bird realizes that it's hatching your golf ball.'

"I've heard that you two don't have enough to do."

'I think winning that last hand went to Bob's head, because he now has an entourage.'

"Can I play with your ball, Mister, if you're not using it?"

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

Solitaire card shark.

'Sorry to leave you in the lurch but this trip is important'

'I told you this game had realistic graphics.'

Tom, you may not want to pause so long at the top of your swing.

"There's a tell."

'In Grandma's time, men were hunters, while women were cleaners and shoppers. Now daddy and mommy are both hunters, but on wekends, mommy still cleans and shops, while daddy is a golfer.'