Solitaire Enthusiast Gifts

"I'm going to have to let you go. You're the only employee I know who can get into an argument playing online Solitaire."

'No can do! That's my Solitaire evening!'

Solitaire card shark.

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

Napoleon marches off alone

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

"Lights...Camera...No Action...The Flaw in 'Celebrity Solitaire'"

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

'What luck!'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

"Explain these 3,674 games of solitaire we found on your office computer?"

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

Always! Just as I sit down to eat!

Corn Silo / Wheat Silo / Missile Silo

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

Killing time, and vice versa....

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage

'Explain these 3,674 games of solitaire we found on your office computer?'

"3....2....1.....Coming, ready or not....."

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

"And he hits it, and the other guy hits it back, and the first guy hits it, and the second guy hits it back and-"

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

'My god, this is it... I'm finally getting my fifteen minutes of privacy.'

"I spy something red."

"I swear, the solstice starts earlier every year."