Solo Gamer Gifts

Card night for introverts.

"Managing a major project in these challenging times requires IMAGINATION, the FIRST thing I'd like you to imagine is that you have a team to help you."

"That was before I found this amazing new way to earn $$$ working from home."

Stu just wanted to participate in the outdoor art class. . . alone. . . but Bob went ahead and invited himself anyway. . .

Napoleon marches off alone

Monks play conkers with crucifix

A man with a rake on a desert island

Solitaire card shark.

Come to bed, Snookums. In a minute. Are you still playing Scrabble? And flaming my opponents. I just crushed an eight-year-old by 100 points and then told him his parents don't love him because he's illiterate! How nice you've found a hobby. I feel so nurtured.

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

"Baseball is boring."

"In this YouTube tutorial, I'm going to show you how to be alone with yourself."

Just married.

Solo North pole expedition - 'Bugger!'

We have your internet connection.

Net Bubbie

'I started freelancing because I didn't like working for other people. Of course, they didn't like me working for them either.'

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

Introvert Career Faire.

'Close the chat room and start your homework or I'll pull the plug and switch you to America Off-line.'

'The genius is that WiFi only stays on for seconds at a time.'

"It's OK, but I thought an Xbox would be something I could climb into."

"We're taking separate vacations this year. Arthur is going on a ego trip and I'm going to Hawaii."

Bring it on, Scrabble nerd! Want to tell him directly? What do you mean? There's a chat function so you can taunt other online Scrabble players. Just type in your insult and hit send. Have I died and gone to heaven? The internet. And I suspect it's met its match.

March of the Zoombies.

A fuzzy monster plays ping pong with himself

'I booked a table for one under the name of Narcissus.'

"That's for anyone who can't stand the sight of blood."

"Table for a retirement part of one, please."

Actually, I'm not expecting a date to show up. When I ordered a beer with two straws, I was being sarcastic. And I was being sarcastic when I put them in.

Man on desert island with a chess set.

Gone to my cooking for one class - sort out your own dinner.

"Shh, don't disturb him, he's working hard."

Overweight child playing virtual hopscotch on console

"Will you love yourself, comfort yourself, honour yourself and protect yourself, and forsaking all others, be faithful to yourself for as long as you shall live?"