Solitaire Enthusiast T-Shirts

"I'm going to have to let you go. You're the only employee I know who can get into an argument playing online Solitaire."

'No can do! That's my Solitaire evening!'

Solitaire card shark.

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

Napoleon marches off alone

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

'What luck!'

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

"Lights...Camera...No Action...The Flaw in 'Celebrity Solitaire'"

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"Explain these 3,674 games of solitaire we found on your office computer?"

Corn Silo / Wheat Silo / Missile Silo

Killing time, and vice versa....

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

'Explain these 3,674 games of solitaire we found on your office computer?'

Bachelors talking about fashionable life versus marriage

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

"3....2....1.....Coming, ready or not....."

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

"And he hits it, and the other guy hits it back, and the first guy hits it, and the second guy hits it back and-"

'My god, this is it... I'm finally getting my fifteen minutes of privacy.'

"I spy something red."

Card night for introverts.

Anyone Welcome