Laptop Solitaire Enthusiast T-Shirts

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Not that net!'

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

City Boy.

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

Thank God It's Friday.

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

Zoom Wedding

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

Solitaire card shark.

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"My new laptop may be a little too light. A moth flew by and the wind from its wings knocked it off my desk."

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'