Solitaire Solitaire Enthusiast T-Shirts

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

'Don't let the photo put you off, it was taken when he was under the spell of a wicked witch.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

Last night of freedom.

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

Solitaire card shark.

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

Air Sitar.

"AI can now scan dating sites and find your best match."

"'Single'? With this kind of income? Oh, have I got a dependant for you!"

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

Man on park bench: I was always taught to respect my elders, but it keeps getting harder to find one.

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

"Lights...Camera...No Action...The Flaw in 'Celebrity Solitaire'"

'What luck!'

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

'I'm afraid we don't have any gentlemen on hand right now -- how about a good old boy?'

"Explain these 3,674 games of solitaire we found on your office computer?"

Always! Just as I sit down to eat!

"I'm not looking for Mr.Right, Just Mr. Swipe-right!"

Corn Silo / Wheat Silo / Missile Silo

Killing time, and vice versa....

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

'Explain these 3,674 games of solitaire we found on your office computer?'

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

"You want to see me, Boss?"

'No matter where you go, people somehow find you.'

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

"3....2....1.....Coming, ready or not....."