Laptop Solitaire Enthusiast Gifts

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

'My penmanship has really improved since I got a laser printer.'

'Not that net!'

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

My new laptop is nicer than your new laptop. I'm not going to get into a competition about whose new laptop is nicer. The one I replaced is nicer than the one you replaced. Stop it.

'I keep very close touch with the office in case things are running too smoothly without me.'

City Boy.

Crowded Ice Fishing

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

"I am not a workaholic. I just work to relax."

'Not just my homework - The dog chewed up my whole LAPTOP!'

'Thanks for the book, dad. Now I can reach my computer!'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

Thank God It's Friday.

'A loaf of bread, a jug of wine, a CD player, a laptop computer, a cordless phone and thou.'

'The 'Business Man's Lunch?' The chicken salad comes served in a laptop.'

Of course we're faster and more powerful now. I just think we commanded more respect when we filled an entire room.

A sign outside a bookstore reads: "Meet the people in the bookstore cafe staring at their laptops 2-4 p.m."

'But we just fed the meter for another hour.'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Zoom Wedding

"I'd say hi to my favorite teacher, but I think she's enjoying some quiet remote-from-us learning."

"That's exactly what I keep telling myself!"

"Ever since I started reading the newspaper online, he's been bringing me my laptop."

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

"A little office... no windows... with a door... heavenly!"

Solitaire card shark.

"My new laptop may be a little too light. A moth flew by and the wind from its wings knocked it off my desk."

After 73 days, the coconut would finally be his.

"I need an apartment just big enough for a laptop, a coffee cup, and me."

'The reports were right...he's using tools!'

'I've never eaten here. I come for the broadband.'

'I just e-mailed you, 'good night,' but it got bounced back, so, good night.'