Solitaire Strategist Gifts

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

"That's the workstation we use for district assessment scoring, or on a slow day, for playing solitaire."

'Explain these 3,674 games of solitaire we found on your office computer?'

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

'Red nine on the black ten.' 'Thanks.'

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

"Kibitzing while I play solitaire does not count as us doing something together."

"I'd say this pair of sixes beats your hand."

Funky Facts: Football.

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"Okay, I'll renew your contract and raise you five sick days."

"Damnit—Every game ends in stalemate."

'Actually, I don't get out much. I spend most of my time alone, writing lyrical novels celebrating nature and the interconnectedness of all living things!'

"Day 736. Still loving the fact that I can smoke all over this island..."

'Margaret, what are we doing on this cruise ship that we couldn't have done at home, cheaper?'

"Why so aloof in here? When you're on base, you yak your ass off with every Yankee in sight."

'Oh, I HATE IT when he does that thing with his mouth...TALKING!'

Gloria, why do you keep saying "Go Fish"? We're playing poker. It's as close as I can get to telling you what I'd really like to in a family newspaper.

'No, Bob, I haven't noticed you haven't spoken to me in 3 days... I just thought we were getting along.'

'It's a silent protest.'

Solitaire card shark.

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

'Thoreau had his Walden Pond, C.J. has his water cooler.'

After they became friends, Rudolph found out just what reindeer games the reindeer played.

"...And I cheated at solitaire...twice."

'We need further instruction, your honor. Does a full house beat a straight?'

"Lights...Camera...No Action...The Flaw in 'Celebrity Solitaire'"

'These online fantasy worlds are great fun. I can be ‘Dave the Accountant' from Birmingham.'

"Then it's settled -- our strategy is to hope for better things."

"Explain these 3,674 games of solitaire we found on your office computer?"

"It's lonely at the top, but don't you love the solitude."

Killing time, and vice versa....

In The Spring, A Young Man's Thoughts Turn Fancy

"I hear that women's brains are more active in the area involving self control."