Solitaire Pillows

'The only thing I don't like about playing solitaire on the computer is you can't peek under the cards.'

Instant Replay At The World Series Of Solitaire.

Killing time, and vice versa....

"I'm going to have to let you go. You're the only employee I know who can get into an argument playing online Solitaire."

"Lights...Camera...No Action...The Flaw in 'Celebrity Solitaire'"

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

Card night for introverts.

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

'No can do! That's my Solitaire evening!'

Quiet night? Liven up that game of solitaire with a Mexican wave.

Solitaire card shark.

'Am I glad to see you.. I'm TIRED of playing Solitaire.'

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

"It's not the persistent lack of sunlight or freezing temperatures that bother me - it's the crowds I can't stand."

"Too crowded. Let's go."

Club Antisocial

The Solitary 'Pleasure' Fisherman whose one desire is to get away from it all.

The secret of living happily ever after....Do it alone.

The writer: something who devotes a lifetime of solitude to the same of communication.

A vampire in a canoe.

'Stuck on a desert island, in the middle of the ocean, with only a palm tree for company, it's a bloody joke.'

Maximilian could see far away places,but he never told anyone.

I should probably get out more.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

Crowded Ice Fishing

'Oh, I'm not a guru -- I'm just big on personal space.'

Banana Split Personality

Trilby - 'The old studio'.

'Betty liked the way her house provided lots of private space.'

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

"The previous tenant was a bit of a shut-in."

'WE use these computers to gather and organise data for our school district and, on a slow day, to play solitaire.'

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

"I'm leaving. It's just way too much collaborating."

"Yes, I'm alone."