Solitary Poolster T-Shirts

Sigh. They never ask me to play.

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

'Crushing empty beer cans is for wimps.'

Swimming Prankster

'Swimming is the healthiest sport. . . Because it's the only one where you can't smoke while you're doing it.'

Vinnie's Billiards: 'Heck of a break, Ron!'

"Sorry for the wait, our computers are down. We have to do everything manually."

Though both are long retired, his faithful Indian companion continues to dispense sage advice to an increasingly skeptical masked man.

Two love poems in swimming pool. Shallow end and deep end.

'Is the water cold?'

Dog playing snooker/pool.

Synchronized Diving: 10 & under division.

Cruise.

"He may be 90 but he's got the body of an 85 year old."

"Ok. . . who added the yellow?"

"Really? Not much of a challenge here."

Napoleon marches off alone

Man jumping into swimming pool with phone.

Summer Sketches - The 4-sous baths

'Stop saying, 'All in.' You're playing Solitaire.'

Solitaire card shark.

Swimming Champion.

"Lights...Camera...No Action...The Flaw in 'Celebrity Solitaire'"

Swim meet - sharks vs. humans

This is the last time I host a pool themed birthday party!"

"I see Mom won't let you go to the lake again."

'... Get set... Wait! We forgot the water!'

'Do you have to bring your work home with you?'

Hands off my IP

Bishop playing pool, "I like his unholier than thou attitude."

'You're SURE that you've played water polo before?'

Fisherman catches swimmer.

Grandpa cheats death, puts in a pool.

A child plots to frighten his father with a fake shark fin.

'Maybe if you make it smaller, put something soft on the end and come up with a better name than 'Cue-Tip'...'