Solipsism Fan Gifts

Bright idea

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

"Things are looking up!"

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

Life and Death

Thermidor Dali

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

'I found another pothole.'

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

Squirrel and bird feeder.

Strange man has a nose monocle.

'Well, Mom, he's a redhead...and I guess you could say he's a glass-half-full sort of guy.'

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

Victor Hugo

Surreal Ale Pub.

Astronaut fishbowl.

GLOO!

"I think what Kandinsky was really trying to say was this..."

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

"Have you noticed that when you're having fun, the days go by really fast? But when you aren't doing anything, things go by super slow."

Meet Thy Doom

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

"I'm sorry, Dad. What I did was really stupid, selfish and wrong."

A planet like ours - Bandit machine in a reactor.

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.