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Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

Bright idea

'Look -- I'm willing to forget about all this if you are.'

"I suggest we start with the low hanging fruit."

ThrEschers.

"We've both made mistakes, Doug, but I consider the appetizers to be a thing of the past."

"Things are looking up!"

Sign that says 'This is not a sign.'

Overloaded with extracurricular activities, Griffin's body began to grow an extra brain to cope with it all.

Art Masters as Clowns pt. 2

Thermidor Dali

Life and Death

"Shift’s over, Ed. I’ll take it from here."

Sausages!

The inner dog emerging from a sausage dog.

'Our company has hit an icebery and is sinking fast. Of course, it's all very symbolic.'

'I found another pothole.'

Squirrel and bird feeder.

Cover story: Picasso

Statue of Liberty holds a sign up reads: Who are We?

'Well, Mom, he's a redhead...and I guess you could say he's a glass-half-full sort of guy.'

Astronaut fishbowl.

GLOO!

Fortunes. Tarot. Palms. You punched the fortune teller just because he was smiling? I always wanted to strike a happy medium.

Victor Hugo

'You have the right to remain silent. . .'

Strange man has a nose monocle.

Surreal Ale Pub.

'You can't just nod. You have to say, I do. Good Lord. Are all mimes this annoying, or is it just you?'

"Have you noticed that when you're having fun, the days go by really fast? But when you aren't doing anything, things go by super slow."

"I think what Kandinsky was really trying to say was this..."

Meet Thy Doom

"Now...this piece of paper will reveal even more."

A planet like ours - Bandit machine in a reactor.

Mr. Blok encounters difficulty when shopping for a hat with his wife.