Sea Solitude Fan Gifts

'Trick or Treat!'

"I gotta be me!"

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

Crowded Ice Fishing

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Cat and Broom

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

'What luck!'

"Beware of dog"

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

No Croquet

"At least you have a tree."

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

Where's Mom?

"She also sits up there so she doesn't have to talk to anyone."

"And he hits it, and the other guy hits it back, and the first guy hits it, and the second guy hits it back and-"

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."