Sea Solitude Fan Prints

'Trick or Treat!'

"I gotta be me!"

Sure, he likes it here - he's a cartoonist.

I rather like bucket and spade holidays.

"To be honest, I don't mind the cold, and being an introvert, and slightly antisocial, I really treasure the quiet time when the others have flown south..."

Crowded Ice Fishing

'Oh, no - I have to read each tentacle - that'll be extra, of course.'

Captain Hook getting his hook stuck in the rail, again

"Look, if I had all the answers, would I be living alone on the top of a mountain?"

'What I've learnt sitting on this mountain, alone for ten years, is how boring sitting alone on a mountain for ten years is!'

"....And the weatherman said it was going to be a hot one today so take it easy and stay hydrated..."

"Well, it gets lonely up here!"

Cat and Broom

'Do you ever just feel like getting away from it all?'

An Introvert's Guide to Surviving a Party

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

Excess Baggage: Some people take getting away from it all very seriously.

"No thanks, I need time away from madness."

'What luck!'

Welcome to the Hothouse Writer's Colony.

"If you can't see the sea I can recommend an optician in the High Street."

Big Birthday Boy Breakfast.

"Beware of dog"

"At least you have a tree."

"I moved out here for peace and quiet, but now I keep talking to myself."

No Croquet

'That's the point - We're SUPPOSED to be out of the loop!'

Poet beside a (literally) babbling brook.

Always! Just as I sit down to eat!

"Not now, Elaine—I'm on my man-cloud."

Where's Mom?

'Will you be dining alone tonight, Sir?'

'It was designed for people who don't want any visitors.'

"And he hits it, and the other guy hits it back, and the first guy hits it, and the second guy hits it back and-"

"We can't blame the travel agent, you asked for somewhere quiet and away fro it all."