Soft Serve Aficionado Gifts

"That bully gave me a swirly."

Soup of the month.

'Well, gotta get up early and start drinking again.'

You're the botanicals in my gin

"It's kind of sweet when they're all settled in like this."

"When I was a child, I drank like a child, but when I became a man I put away childish drinks."

'You gonna finish that lemon peel?'

"I do like a plant that can hold its drink"

'Six different chefs in six months and they still can't make a decent broth!'

"The Ususal, Mr. B?"

'I wanted this on the rocks.'

"We're out of today's soup, but you can have tomorrow's soup from yesterday which is the same as today's."

Mary Margaret, the best bar Nun.

"Ah! I see you've found a cold beer to your liking, sir."

"Could you spare a few minutes to give some feedback on your death experience?"

Roller Coasters

'Somehow it just doesn't seem worth it for a one man business.'

Alphabet Soup: Now in a bold new font.

Man swipes friend's drink, saying: 'Thanks Dave, I'll have what you're having.'

"It's just the usual Wednesday crowd."

'Perhaps monsieur found the Vichyssoise 'crunchy' because the soup bowl was not edible.'

"I haven't been fond of humans since one of them coined the phrase, 'in the soup'."

"Edward, if you don't mind, this is very serious."

"I don't care if it's forty years old and has a good body! I'm trying to get pissed, not date it!"

"Round of golf or a round of drinks?"

'I'd like a brandy please...'

"Excuse me, waiter? There's a hair in my soup."

"One skinny latte, and is that with almond milk, coconut milk, soya milk..."

"I think the soup may be just a bit too salty."

"There's a two drink limit if you're going to use the monkey bars."

'Could you show me something that's more feature laden?'

"Who needs therapists?!"