Sock Bouncer Gifts

"To bat that stupid rolled-up sock around all morning or not to bat the stupid sock around, that is the question."

The Missing Sock Returns

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

"Like you, I was lost...then I found Jesus!"

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

"To be joined together as a matched pair, in cleanliness and in filth, until separation in the laundry do you part?"

Inhospitality tent.

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

You have had enough

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

After party at the spill club.

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'He got a hole in one today.'

Shepherds washed their socks by night.

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

The heartwarming pilot episode of "Separated Socks Reunions".

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

Club insecurity.

"That's an old photo."

Shaquille O'Neal donates his old socks to boy scouts.

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."