Sock Bouncer Mugs

"To bat that stupid rolled-up sock around all morning or not to bat the stupid sock around, that is the question."

'Do you think that's wise?'

"Honey! Where are my lucky Incredible Hulk board meeting socks?!?"

'I'm just not as ambidextrous as I used to be.'

'Your husband? He's just leaving...'

Sock Puppet in Literature

"C'mon, you can do this! Be the sock!"

"So that's where all the socks ended up!"

'The bigger they are... The harder they hit!'

Brew 'N' Brouhaha

"Since we installed the video surveillance system we're losing fewer socks."

Pub restrooms; Thugs - Thugettes

Inhospitality tent.

'How many blummin' shades of black ARE there?'

You have had enough

After party at the spill club.

"I don't know, do you think we evolved from the sock monkey?"

"Watch out for Brian...he's a bit of a bruiser."

'I believe there's an unseen hand behind everything we do.'

'He got a hole in one today.'

'SAME SOCKS BAR.'

'These are my 'golfing socks'... there's a hole in one!'

Has socks and foot stools of every kind sale.

Houston, we've just found those lost socks people talk about...

Club insecurity.

"That's an old photo."

'We have a strict dress code. Can't let you in without a straightjacket and tie.'

Bouncer at the door of family reunion.

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."

"What out... this guy's always gatecrashing events for free booze."