Society Questioner Gifts

"I'll be damned if I'll let society tell me who's fluffy and who's not."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Oligarchy

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

George Orwell

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"But what if this is all there is?"

Politicians are from Uranus.

"And you need to know this why?"

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"I suppose it was bound to come to this."

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

BNP legality response to court ruling.

Dear Sadie, I'm just an aging Baby-Boomer who still believes in America, and sees all the good around me, but I don't understand why we've become so mean. How can I feel good about us again? Signed, Marlemarion. Great question. There's an easy answer as to how you can feel better about the world. Change your name to something normal! I just don't agree with the @#$% premise that we've gotten mean.

Corruption, Apathy, & Mediocrity...

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

Have you drugged your child today?

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

Intelligent Sexual Design

Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"What's the new manager going to do? Bite your head off."

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."