Social Questioner Gifts

'Can I be a boy today'

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

"But what if this is all there is?"

"And you need to know this why?"

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

"What's the new manager going to do? Bite your head off."

"Religion gives us a reason to go to war to prove how much we love peace."

Are You a True American Patriot?

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

"And lo, we made God in our own image.."

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

"What's it all about?"

"OK, so you've told us what God thinks... but now I'd like to know what YOU think!"

"There she is! Don’t be nervous. Just be yourself, walk over there and sniff her."

'Dad, tell me again what life's about.'

'What's all this 'naughty or nice' jazz? ? Haven't you ever heard of situational ethics?'

Trying to hold on to the question.

"What happens to our soul if we're taxed out of existence."

Questioning

'Of course working in a 'Virtual Firm' does have it's drawbacks...'

On a mountain top a sign says - Out to lunch back a week from Tuesday.

'The meaning of life? -- You CAN take a joke, can't you?'

Atheist United - A Non-Prophet Organization

Man sees vending machine for 'Satisfaction' with an 'Out of Order' sign.

"No, I like my job. I like my apartment. I like my friends. I like our relationship. I'm just not sure I like what it all adds up to."

'There's quite a power struggle going on.'

"Is there a section at the bottom for comments?"

"The world needs revolutionaries...people who challenge the system, who question authority, who aren't afraid to say, 'I won't take anymore!'"

"Mom, is God real or just a bot?"

'But what is a recession, Father?'

Life's Directions

"I think this is the last year he'll believe in Father Christmas, he's asking a lot of questions"