Ethical Questioner Gifts

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

If owning more than one billion dollars of personal wealth while over half the world's children go hungry isn't immoral...what is?

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

First, do no harm. - Physician's oath. First, do no harm to each other. - Patient's oath. That second one is going to be tricky someday, Hippocrates.

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

Slavery Reparations

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

The Price of Freedom

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'We're getting back to first principles...which means we're going to have some.'

Plant Parenthood...

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.'

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Memory Content is King

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

Anonymous Donations

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

Man milks a book.

'Is there a God? God knows...'

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"