Ethical Questioner Prints

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

If owning more than one billion dollars of personal wealth while over half the world's children go hungry isn't immoral...what is?

Church leader at desk has 3 boxes marked 'Black', 'White' and 'Gray Area'.

"When faced with a tricky ethical issue, I always ask the question, 'What's in it for me?'"

"Excellent, excellent. A fine blend of truths, half-truths, and blatant falsehoods."

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

'How do we SLEEP at night?'

Slavery Reparations

"Sorry, we don't hire people with a history of whistle blowing."

"Mr. McMurdo has been called 'guilty as the day is long.' And yet, do not biblical scholars tell us a day can mean many things?"

The Price of Freedom

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Forget it. Bioethics doesn't apply to us.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

'We're getting back to first principles...which means we're going to have some.'

"If anything else, it beats bending over!"

Jesus Christ, Health Insurance CEO

'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.'

'I recommend this to get rid of that stupid little voice whispering 'Don't forget to act ethical and responsible'!

"Isn't it true that the prosecution offered you a bone to testify?"

"Pastor, may we share a message with you about humility?"

'Just think of one of these as enabling legislation for the golden rule.'

'Naughty? Nice? Santa, I don't deal in absolutes.'

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

Anonymous Donations

"When we tested this medication on dogs, nobody noticed any side effects."

"These are the care instructions. And if things don’t work out, there’s a recipe on the back."

"There is a medical use for marijuana. I sold it to pay my tuition at medical school."

Man milks a book.

'As we all know, the appearance of honesty is the best policy....'

"...And since the cure is worse than the disease, we can make more money by developing a cure for that!"

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

'Is there a God? God knows...'