Ethical Inquiry Explorer Gifts

Our Shame...Made in the UK

"To torture an insect or not to torture an insect, that is the question."

'Er . . . and a fork for me...'

"Maybe we should have brought a Riesling."

"I'm new here. How much do we leave for a tip?"

'This is from a post-ethics phase.'

First, do no harm. - Physician's oath. First, do no harm to each other. - Patient's oath. That second one is going to be tricky someday, Hippocrates.

'You won't believe this, but even if the vaccine works, they wont give it to other sick mice.'

Whodunnit. Whoreallydunnit.

'How much stuff can I get away with and still go to heaven?'

'You're in luck. Business ethics is a gray area.'

'We were kind of hoping to let our CONSCIENCE be our guide.'

'Please remember, it's not a lie if it turns a profit.'

"Just what is a runcible spoon?"

"Ah yes, I know this bit...it's from the advert!"

'Bob was eventually arrested and charged with outsider trading.'

'It's either the worst idea to attract new clients I've ever seen, or the best...'

"Red wine with fish? Sometimes you really are a monster."

"It's badly sprained, McElroy, and you know as well as I do that I'd only slow you down. Go on without me—and that's a direct order!"

"How many times have I told you? No trading Asian market at the dinner table."

'Yep, that does sound like an ethical dilemma, Phil. But relax... it's only a problem if you have a conscience.' 'That's just it! I think I do!!' 'Don't worry, I won't tell a soul.'

Ethics ethics.

'I find it harder and harder to get any work done with all the ethicists hanging around.'

'I look only for the good in everyone...but I only ever find it in myself.'

"Instead of Red Team and Blue Team, why don't we make it Good v. Evil?"

'A doctor in the hospital's basement agonizes over the ethics of pulling the plug its ailing furnace.'

"Yes, I'm an environmentalist, But first and foremost I'm a whale."

Tonight's topic Ethical behavior. Personally, I let my conscience by my guide, but I do the driving!

"Excuse me, sorry, is anyone using this chair?"

Politeness opens doors

"Good evening, Sir. I’m Ian, your server with a serious attitude."

"I pride myself on being able to walk that fine line between misdemeanor and felony."

"The secret of our success? Hard work, cutting edge research and bookkeeping issues!"

Does Christianity have the monopoly on morality?

"Some people say you can't put a price on a wife's twenty-seven years of loyalty and devotion. They're wrong."