Societal Questioners Gifts

Rat Race Dropout

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Same Sex Marriages.

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"But what if this is all there is?"

"And you need to know this why?"

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

Why Superman flies himself

National Living Wage from April 1st.

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"Neversource"

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

The United States of Amazement

NHS Stabbing Ward

Self Checkout

BNP legality response to court ruling.

Take a pill so you won't be one.

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

"First the artillery softens them up. Then the armored division moves in, followed by the infantry. And remember: we're dealing with hardened asylum seekers."

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"I'm trying to make them look less scary."

Are You a True American Patriot?

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

'So, let's say I had a job, like you, and an education, a family, a nice place to live -- how much different would my life really be?'

'And if you want to investigate alternative courses of treatment, you're entitled to consult your pollster.'

"I hate when this happens."

'I'm sorry, but we're letting all of you go. Your jobs have been outsourced to India.'

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.