Societal Questioners Pillows

Rat Race Dropout

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Same Sex Marriages.

"But what if this is all there is?"

GOP exaggerating scale of immigration, inflation and crime rates

"You want to know why I drink?. . . I drink to forget!"

"And you need to know this why?"

"Discussion topic: Is our society becoming less civil and more violent?"

National Living Wage from April 1st.

Why Superman flies himself

"When Harold first said he identified as a balloon animal I thought it was just a phase, but here we are fifteen years later and it seems to be working."

"Neversource"

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

'I don't care if he is the most interesting man in the world, his tweets about what he had for breakfast are still boring.'

The National Institute for Advanced Talk-Show Punditry.

Feel Like A Contributing Member of Society....

CONGRESS, 'No, no, you don't HAVE to fool all of the people all of the time - you just need to CONFUSE them!'

Self Checkout

NHS Stabbing Ward

Take a pill so you won't be one.

'I'm freezing...The rich list is a little thin this year.'

"Bad news - the local sewage plant is made of reinforced autoclaved aerated concrete."

"First the artillery softens them up. Then the armored division moves in, followed by the infantry. And remember: we're dealing with hardened asylum seekers."

"Whatever happened to traditional marriages? There they are...on national television...with millions of people watching...two women getting married! And they're both wearing blue jeans!"

School nativity. Boy says: 'If you have been affected by any of the issues raised in this drama ...'

The United States of Amazement

"I'm trying to make them look less scary."

BNP legality response to court ruling.

Are You a True American Patriot?

A man holding a pro-life sign stands above a group of beaten people who are pro choice.

Upside down question mark hanging from fishing line.

"I hate when this happens."

"I know I say it in every episode, Carson, but the world is changing and we have to change with it."

'And if you want to investigate alternative courses of treatment, you're entitled to consult your pollster.'

'So, let's say I had a job, like you, and an education, a family, a nice place to live -- how much different would my life really be?'