Society Questioner Pillows

"I'll be damned if I'll let society tell me who's fluffy and who's not."

Department of No One Could Have Anticipated.

Opportunities in Coronatimes

Oligarchy

'Hey! Contemplate your own navel!'

"Dad, please tell me again about that mass production and consumerism."

'I've been called some mean things as a baby boomer, but 'Pig in the Python' really hurts.'

"This just in: According to a recent poll, painkillers have replaced religion as the opiate of the masses."

"It isn't much of a dragon, but then, she wasn't much of a maiden."

I'm over-educated and under-employed. That's why there's no MIDDLE class anymore.

"National Metaphor Day by the looks of it."

"Mrs. Marsha Mullhouse, of Kenosha, Wisconsin, asks, "Are You subject to the laws of physics, or are the laws of physics subject to You?"

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

Politicians are from Uranus.

"But what if this is all there is?"

'Will I have to be a mum when I grow up?'

"And you need to know this why?"

Hudibras - 12 - Hudibras encounters the Skimmington.

'Because we're still part of society - that's why we have to go organic.'

"Could you spare some change for a guy fresh off welfare?"

"I suppose it was bound to come to this."

'... So I said to Dave; 'You're not going to wear that baggy old thing are you?' But, he decided to come nude anyway.'

Corruption, Apathy, & Mediocrity...

Books: Self-Improvement Just keeping up with Joneses.

"Today on the ask Sadie show, we'll be addressing one single topic: 'Wolverine.' Specifically, we'll be talking about how most of you freaks who were obsessed with it for months are no longer talking about it. You people today have the attention span of a chimpanzee!!! That's an average of about 20 seconds, for those of you who still remember what I just said."

BNP legality response to court ruling.

'Well, now we know -- blaming the victim DOESN'T work.'

"If atheism is a religion, why hasn't it broken up into splinter groups who murder each other?"

Have you drugged your child today?

"I can be perfect for only one hour a day."

"What's the new manager going to do? Bite your head off."

Are You a True American Patriot?

"Sorry Sir, no hoodies."