Society Challenger Gifts

"I am worthy of human kindness and care. I am worthy of human love and respect. I am worthy of huma rights and equality....or death to the f**king lot of 'em."

'The lads at the office still talk about the day you told the boss what to do with his job...'

'I guess every team needs a creative renegade.'

"Fine - you don't want to run in the corporate 5K - I get it. What about the corporate cage fighting team?"

'You don't have to be a boring bastard to work here but it helps.'

'Before we start, I'd like legal representation.'

Rejuvenile Delinquents.

Mental Health System Breakdown

"Scientists confirmed today that everything we know about the structure of the universe is wrongedy-wrong-wrong."

Choice hellhole

Caricature of Noam Chomsky

"These cartoons are insulting! I don't like it at all! I would never watch something that shows Latinos like this!"

No, you tell him the computer says he's wrong!

'This game is going to be a character-building experience.'

'I understand about strangers, but is it okay to take candy from Federal agents?'

"Well, my daddy always says it's not a lie unless the Grand Jury says it's a lie."

Police Shootings: Searching for justice

'And this is what Larry calls his 'man cave'.'

"Maybe I will and maybe I won't - You're not prejudiced against transvestites, are you?"

Capitalism

Foreclosed

"Boy, the sooner she realises the only authority I obey is the Bible, the better!"

"As board members, we need to speak with one voice, I'm suggesting Donald Duck."

'It's bad enough I get overrules at home... why here also, Sharon?'

"A fire-breathing dragon represents the conflict you have with the Lord of the Manor."

"Wanna come over and watch the big game?....I was actually talking about the new 'Pac-Man vs. Superman' X-box game."

Know Know

"Welcome aboard, Ms Pebble. We felt you fit our boardroom image rather well."

CITY HALL, NO PROBLEM IS TOO BIG OR TOO SMALL., 'Oh, no, your problem isn't too big or too small - it's just too difficult.'

'You're under arrest for disturbing the peace.'

Business men line up at the police station

"Your profile says you're a lumberjack, I though they were all big buggers."

Selling Justice

Suicide Is a Rude Way to Interfere With Society Murdering You

"I changed Siri's voice to a man, now it won't ask google for directions."