Socially-distanced Sage Gifts

Looking for a gift for the socially-distanced sage? Explore our collection of thoughtful and humorous items that honor their wisdom and wit. Perfect for those who give sage advice while keeping a safe distance, our products bring a smile and a touch of creativity to any setting.

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What Now?

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'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

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"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'" mockup

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

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"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything." mockup

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

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The new normal

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"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers." mockup

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

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Wikipedia...

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"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!" mockup

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

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Happy Brithday

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The Insiders

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'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!' mockup

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

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"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar." mockup

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

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'Did you spill my pint?'

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'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.' mockup

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

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"All this mold is a good sign that our marketing content is getting a little stale."

"All this mold is a good sign that our marketing content is getting a little stale." mockup

"All this mold is a good sign that our marketing content is getting a little stale."

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"Now that you have eaten from the tree of information technology..."

"Now that you have eaten from the tree of information technology..." mockup

"Now that you have eaten from the tree of information technology..."

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The social distancing pepper mill. mockup

The social distancing pepper mill.

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COVID-19 safty tips

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'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?' mockup

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'

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Happy Birthday

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"I'm going to e-mail you this op-ed about how your generation is ruining everything."

"I'm going to e-mail you this op-ed about how your generation is ruining everything." mockup

"I'm going to e-mail you this op-ed about how your generation is ruining everything."

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To be a social animal or not to be a social animal - that is the question.

To be a social animal or not to be a social animal - that is the question. mockup

To be a social animal or not to be a social animal - that is the question.

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"Instead of chanting 'Aum' can I keep texting 'Good Morning?'"

"Instead of chanting 'Aum' can I keep texting 'Good Morning?'" mockup

"Instead of chanting 'Aum' can I keep texting 'Good Morning?'"

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"It's even affecting Zoom now!"

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"I can't get a minute to myself at home since this self-isolating started."

"I can't get a minute to myself at home since this self-isolating started." mockup

"I can't get a minute to myself at home since this self-isolating started."

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"We will come through this together. . . two metres apart."

"We will come through this together. . . two metres apart." mockup

"We will come through this together. . . two metres apart."

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"The virus can live on cardboard! Plus, I miss fishing."

"The virus can live on cardboard! Plus, I miss fishing." mockup

"The virus can live on cardboard! Plus, I miss fishing."

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COVID Boxing. . . Aggressive Staring. mockup

COVID Boxing. . . Aggressive Staring.

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"I suppose you were expecting a robed, bearded bloke."

"I suppose you were expecting a robed, bearded bloke." mockup

"I suppose you were expecting a robed, bearded bloke."

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Covid-19 virus as a balloon carrying a person away

Covid-19 virus as a balloon carrying a person away mockup

Covid-19 virus as a balloon carrying a person away

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"No, I'm not a guru. I just came up here to get away from pandemics."

"No, I'm not a guru. I just came up here to get away from pandemics." mockup

"No, I'm not a guru. I just came up here to get away from pandemics."

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Al's Saloon - Unhappy Hour.

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Socially-distanced Sage Gifts Collection

Socially-distanced Sage Mugs

Explore our mugs collection for socially-distanced sages, featuring witty quotes perfect for their morning brew or a thoughtful gift.

Socially-distanced Sage Pillows

Discover pillows that bring a humorous and wise touch to any room, perfect for your socially-distanced sage’s relaxing space.

Socially-distanced Sage Prints

Browse our inspiring prints designed for the socially-distanced sage, blending humor and wisdom to brighten any room.

Socially-distanced Sage T-Shirts

Check out our t-shirts designed for the socially-distanced sage, blending humor and wisdom into wearable art that suits their creative spirit.