"I can't get a minute to myself at home since this self-isolating started."
Social Distancing Sage Gifts
Looking for a gift for your social distancing sage? Celebrate their cautious wit with our collection of fun and clever products that honor their commitment to safety and humor during these times. From mugs to prints, find something that truly resonates with their wise, humorous approach to social distancing.
To be a social animal or not to be a social animal - that is the question.
"I had thoughts of doing a thing today."
"The heck with it."
"No, I'm not a guru. I just came up here to get away from pandemics."
"Too crowded. Let's go."
DO Not Disturb (Except For Meals)
Club Antisocial
"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."
Leadership in the Covid-19 Era
"We thought we would come somewhere remote to self-isolate."
"Who called this meeting again?"
Self-Isolating. Do Not Disturb (Except For Food).
Social Distancing Club
The new normal
"For most people, the sense of panic will be mild."
"It's essential I go to work to avoid being with my family."
"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"
Coronavirus Romance
"I don't know where you get this 4 metres from I was lead to believe social distancing was 2 metres!!"
Happy Brithday
"I'm keeping 'up' distance... there's a reason they are called DROPlets."
"I think Bev is taking this social distancing thing a little too far."
"I'm not lying. I'm social distancing."
"I'm fine going all zoom."
Valentines Love Hearts - Covid 19 edition.
"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."
"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."
Football fans in corona times
I've been having very strange dreams lately, but they're no match for how bizarre waking hours life has seemed.
"Okay, Okay... the vaccine has side effects, but at least social distancing is guaranteed."
". . . And after the latest coronavirus update, we have the following cancellations - life as we know it!"
"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."
Prom Theme: Coronavirus
"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."
Social Distancing Sage Gifts Collection
Social Distancing Sage Mugs
Explore our collection of mugs featuring social distancing sage designs—a great way to add humor and personality to their daily routines.
Social Distancing Sage Pillows
Find pillows that showcase your social distancing sage's witty personality—ideal for cozy spaces and adding a humorous touch to any room.
Social Distancing Sage Prints
Browse stylish prints honoring social distancing sages’ wise and witty outlook—beautiful decor that inspires with humor and insight.
Social Distancing Sage T-Shirts
Discover t-shirts that celebrate your social distancing sage's clever sense of safety and humor—perfect for everyday wear and making a statement.