Social Distancing Gifts

Every day is groundhog day.

"To play it safe, I've stopped shaking hands and hugging."

"Working from home. In pajamas. Angry at the world. Filled with anxiety. Nothing is different."

Desert Island in Coronavirus Times: We're Good Thanks!

Graduation Day 2020

"It's great things are back to normal, except that there are people everywhere."

Social Distancing Common Sense

"Why take chances? I say, I'm self-isolating, and will be drinking from home for a couple of weeks."

"Ok, everybody set for that Zoom call?"

"Perhaps there's another way I can safely borrow a cup of sugar."

"Oh go on just one more walk, just one, please!"

"You're doing a great job."

Day 14 of self-isolation and the cat still hadn't responded to any attempts at conversation.

"If it's all the same to you, Kevin, I'd like to continue observing the six-foot-rule."

"It's gonna be hard but no more shaking and fetching for a few weeks."

"Social distancing is really cramping my style."

Club Antisocial

"Sorry. I didn't mean to burst your bubble."

Quarandating.

Covid-19 Protection: Your own mime box.

"I like a man with a good, firm elbow bump."

Keep your distance

Expert level at social distancing achieved!

"March 177th? Already?!"

BEWARE: Other People

Barrier around water cooler

2020 Productions Presents: The Walk

Reopen Safely

You are here X

"No, I'm not a guru. I just came up here to get away from pandemics."

Couple keeping 2m distance

"I'll come join you as soon as I'm done sob-yelling for the night."

"The pandemic has pushed us to revolutionize how we connect."

"Carriers are all we can be! La di da di de-e-e!"

Keep out - Covid-19