"Hey - I was here first!"
Social Distance Sage Gifts
Looking for a witty yet thoughtful gift that captures the essence of social distancing? Our 'Social Distance Sage' collection offers fun mugs, shirts, pillows, and prints that bring humor and wisdom together — a nod to staying safe while keeping it light-hearted.
"Wise men say: Keep your social distance and don't step any closer!"
Covid-19 virus as a balloon carrying a person away
"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"
Distance to avoid contagion
'Modern romance'
Do what you can to flatten the curve
Comedy Club. Temporary Location. They moved to an outdoor venue so the audience can spread out. No inside jokes!
"Your contact tracing revealed that you have no life."
"Social distancing... masks, it's difficult sometimes to know who you're talking to."
The First Zoom Thanksgiving
"Cautious and considerate? Door on the left, one mask each. Selfish and ignorant? Door on the right, do as you please."
Dating... In the age of the coronavirus
The New Normal
'I'm self isolating, you idiot!'
"I was social distancing. Until you just showed up."
"Omigod, you have such a cute smile!"
"You're not distancing."
Social Distancing and TV Interviews
"I've forgotten your face but I remember your mask."
A mountain guru has a sign on his mountain for safe social distancing.
Elbow Sex
"It keeps us fit at a safe social distance."
"You, more than anyone, should understand the concept of social distancing."
COVID 22
To be a social animal or not to be a social animal - that is the question.
You are here - They are there
Stay at Home, Save Lives, Coronavirus.
Working from home.
Keeping your Distance and still doing sports? No problem!
Socially Distancing Clowns
"Honestly, we were hoping for solitude up here after an eternity of solitude down there."
"Evan short distance relationship can be difficult."
A couple breaks the two metre rule
Ditching Masks as Lockdown Eases
Social Distance Sage Gifts Collection
Social Distance Sage Mugs
Explore our collection of 'Social Distance Sage' mugs and find the perfect humorous gift to brighten up anyone's coffee break.
Social Distance Sage Pillows
Discover our cozy 'Social Distance Sage' pillows — a witty and comfortable reminder to keep safe and stay positive.
Social Distance Sage Prints
Browse our 'Social Distance Sage' prints to add humor and wisdom to your home decor with eye-catching designs.
Social Distance Sage T-Shirts
Check out our 'Social Distance Sage' t-shirts for a fun way to wear your safe living spirit with pride.