Socially-distanced Sage T-Shirts

What Now?

'Human Error .. Yet Again.'

"Don't even interact with him. He just likes to say 'Kalamazoo.'"

"It's an update from the people tracking us. According to this, we haven't gone anywhere or done anything."

The new normal

"Hello, my name is Karl and I'm addicted to speaking to small groups of strangers."

Wikipedia...

"They remove people who have become 'jammed in armchairs' due to COVID 19 lockdown!"

Happy Brithday

"The meaning of life! Have you tried Googling it?"

'It's all right, Dad -- it's a Buddhist chat room!'

The Insiders

"I'll be answering that question and many more in next week's webinar."

'Did you spill my pint?'

The First Zoom Thanksgiving

'Yes, it's a very interesting show, but we really need to talk about all the time you waste watching it - perhaps during the next commercial break.'

hand sanitizer and hand santa-tizer

The social distancing pepper mill.

COVID-19 safty tips

"All this mold is a good sign that our marketing content is getting a little stale."

"Now that you have eaten from the tree of information technology..."

'Dad, how old were you when you started noticing HD?'

'The meaning of life? Let me Google that for you.'

Happy Birthday

"I'm going to e-mail you this op-ed about how your generation is ruining everything."

To be a social animal or not to be a social animal - that is the question.

"Instead of chanting 'Aum' can I keep texting 'Good Morning?'"

"It's even affecting Zoom now!"

"I can't get a minute to myself at home since this self-isolating started."

"We will come through this together. . . two metres apart."

Al's Saloon - Unhappy Hour.

COVID Boxing. . . Aggressive Staring.

"I suppose you were expecting a robed, bearded bloke."

"The virus can live on cardboard! Plus, I miss fishing."

Covid-19 virus as a balloon carrying a person away