Social Media Romantic Pillows

'You will tweet a tall dark stranger.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Online Dating

Big Data Tonight

Ice shelfie.

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'Your website or mine?'

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

Online marriage ceremony.

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

A man surrounded with lovehearts

'That must be my computer date.'

Maybe I was wrong?

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

Cyber Love

"Do you realize we've been together through three versions of Windows?"

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

Phone generation.

Social Media Romance

"#skydiving"

'Is the magic gone? We no longer text each other while in the same room anymore.'

Sportsperson is happy with most likes