Social Media Romantic Gifts

'You will tweet a tall dark stranger.'

'It was love at first sight, although he was very pixilated and I was out of focus'

Right click for yes...

"But if you change your system preferences to match mine, is it really love?"

Big Data Tonight

Ice shelfie.

Online Dating

tRUMp, Pirate President

"I'm texting you a love poem inspired by the emoji you sent me."

'Your website or mine?'

"This deserves an Instagram photo. Would you mind taking a picture of someone washing the dishes when I'm done?"

I don't need lobster and music and wine....

'Nothing's more romantic than dinner by kindle light.'

Romance is more difficult for robots than it is for people. Sure, we can check for compatibility by comparing operating systems but until battery technology improves, all our relationships will be on-again, off-again. Worst of all, we can't handle passion. When the sparks are flying a romance blowup will follow.

Online marriage ceremony.

~ S.O.S.

"Our online romance needs fresh start. I think it's time to hit 'ctrl', 'alt', 'delete'."

"Barbara, will you check your texts for a ring emoji?"

'So tell me again. Why can't you sit on the eggs and tweet at the same time?'

"Do you...enter name...take...enter name...to be your...choose one from the pull down menu...click the I do icon now please."

'That must be my computer date.'

A man surrounded with lovehearts

'If anyone objects to this union, Tweet now or forever hold your peace.'

Maybe I was wrong?

"...as they may share in our joy.", "For we are all as one."

Cyber Love

'We have the same pinterest.'

Turn on chat. Delete conversation.

"Are bringing your new girlfriend to the office party?"

"Do you realize we've been together through three versions of Windows?"

'He said he can't put his love for me into words because it exceeds the 140 characters allowed in a tweet.'

Phone generation.

Kid eating "Tweeties" cereal

"#skydiving"

'Oh - My - God - I think I'm virtually married.'