Snowy Mishap Enthusiast Gifts

A skier who has hit a solitary tree

The lonely figure

Festive squad

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

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Toboggan Hitchhiker

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

A football referee accidentally shoots his starting pistol in his pocket.

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

Director's Day Off

Dyslexic Palm Reading

'They suspect arson.'

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

"... starts Friday at a theatre near you."

Winter rabbit spoiling winter fun

"Great. See you in spring."

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

The Weather Channel Presents: Lifestyles of the Rich and Stranded.

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

'Your luggage was accidentally sent to Singapore, sir, and you're being tried in absentia there for smuggling after-shave lotion.'

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

Blowing your nose musically.

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

Weatherman: 'I hinted that we might be getting a snowstorm. Did you get my drift?'

"Apparently it's going to be very heavy today and could catch some people offguard!"

"Oh, I'm so sorry! My mother always said that skiing was not a thing for a Jewish person."

'Back to the weather following this word from Big Al's Snow Removal.'

STRIP Skier hitting a telegraph pole