Looking for a gift for your snow emergency enthusiast? Explore our unique collection featuring witty and playful items that capture the spirit of winter storm lovers. Whether they’re busy tracking snow alerts or embracing snowy days, our products are designed to bring smiles and warmth. Find something that speaks to their passion for snowfall and all things wintery with our fun, thoughtful, and creatively crafted items.
"Greetings, residents of Newark. This is an automated message from City Hall with three important points of information regarding tomorrow's expected snow emergency: 1. Cars parked on snow emergency routes after 3 p.m. will be towed. 2. Scheduled trash pickup for tomorrow will take place the following date. 3. There will be free hot chocolate for women at 509 Dingleberry Street, Home of the Fusco Brothers."
"Do you honestly believe we evolved from a single snow flake?"
"All natural snow cones for sale."
"It's not a party until someone gets plowed."
M.T. accidentally triggers the predator pursuit response.
Warning, ski season abruptly ends here.
"Client screamed, "I HATE SPRING!" and continued to have a meltdown. Diagnosis: Seasonal Affective Disorder."
"No, Doris, not implants!"
Giant Snowflake.
'Ray's as excited as...well...as excited as a guy who just bought a snowblower on the eve of a storm.'
"This is the best day ever!" "This is the worst day ever!"
"Whose the new guy?"
"Wheeeeeeee!"
"It's probably a fracture - we'll do some imaging on it just to be sure."
Bunny Hill
"The test results show its frostbite!"
The lonely figure
'Last chance to break my leg! I mean, ski this run!'
'She's not very good. She only did three revolutions and her air wasn't all that much.'
'Any chance of a ploughman's?'
'Due to the record snowfall, every school on the face of the earth is closed except for Wolfbranch Elementary.'
"Of course I gained weight...it snowed last night."
'Gee, where are all the crowds this year?'
"I'm terrible taking tests, too. I always freeze."
A man works out on a cross-country skiing exercise machine.
Flake News
"If you want to play fetch with the dog, throw your own @#&% arm."
Possums that ski.
'I blame Iceland - it's PAYBACK!'
Enough complaining! We all have flaky scalps.
"I love this time of year."
Snow Plow Driver Relaxing at Home.
'Look at that! Our first big snowfall, Timmy!'
Ski kicker.
'You win. Go out and play.'
Discover a range of mugs designed especially for snow emergency enthusiasts. Perfect for coffee or hot cocoa during those snowy mornings or stormy nights.
Find the perfect pillow to add a wintery touch to any space — fun, cozy, and designed for snow lovers who enjoy a good storm.
Brighten up any room with prints that celebrate your love of snow emergencies. Artistic, witty, and full of winter cheer.
Explore our collection of fun and witty t-shirts that let snow storm fans wear their passion proudly—ideal for winter adventures or cozy days at home.