Snowy Mishap Enthusiast Pillows

A skier who has hit a solitary tree

The lonely figure

Festive squad

'I wish you'd told me your brother worked for the Mirror before we got him to do the wedding pictures.'

"Oh, sorry—I think I just butt-summoned you."

spellchecker

Toboggan Hitchhiker

'Some things are better left unsaid but I never know what they are until after I've said them.'

A football referee accidentally shoots his starting pistol in his pocket.

A sporting gent practising for the hunting season.

Director's Day Off

Dyslexic Palm Reading

'They suspect arson.'

'Don't be a hero, Dewey! It's a snowboarder - and he's huge! Let's get out of here!!'

"... starts Friday at a theatre near you."

Winter rabbit spoiling winter fun

Fall Rocks/Deer Crossing

'The Wedge. I thought you asked me for the Wedgie.'

"Great. See you in spring."

"On the plus side, you've cured my back pain."

'Oops sorry, but it is such a big target'

'You wrecked ANOTHER snowmobile?'

The Weather Channel Presents: Lifestyles of the Rich and Stranded.

'Maybe you should let the wine you packed go to waste. That's the bag with our laundry.'

'Your luggage was accidentally sent to Singapore, sir, and you're being tried in absentia there for smuggling after-shave lotion.'

Sadly, Ralph's third attempt at the World Fishbowl Speed Record was also his last.

'I guess I should have let sleeping dogs lie.'

"So you spilled your soda, big deal!"

'Can you hang on for half an hour? We're still waiting for the reality TV crew to turn up'

Blowing your nose musically.

Weatherman: 'I hinted that we might be getting a snowstorm. Did you get my drift?'

"The one on the end I call 'Self portrait in a snowstorm. The next one is 'Polar bear descending a staircase in a snowstorm'. Then, it's 'Polar bears on a Sunday afternoon in a snowstorm'. Next to that..."

'Back to the weather following this word from Big Al's Snow Removal.'

STRIP Skier hitting a telegraph pole

"Oh, I'm so sorry! My mother always said that skiing was not a thing for a Jewish person."