Ski Mishap Fan Pillows

STRIP Skier hitting a telegraph pole

A tortoise toboggans down a hill in its shell

'You know our track team stinks when our star pole vaulter is better at the limbo.'

Yeah, I've been driving in circles for an hour looking for a place to park. Zamboni.

"Remember—we're not Eagles fans or Patriots fans. We're Tom Brady Somehow Gets Humiliated fans."

"I love this time of year."

The Rugby Throw Up.

Raging Bull on Ice

Putt-putt. Drive-Drive. (Two minature golf courses. Golfer at first hits putt. Golfer at second is hit in head by golfball that has been hit as a drive.)

Discus accidents.

'Hey, come back with my laptop!' 'Ha, some spy he is!'

"See? Right there - my wedding ring."

T-Rex Ski Jump Fail

Sling

"I dropped my phone. Would you mind skiing the 20 miles back up hill to find it? I would do it, but I'm out of shape and lazy."

"Sit! Heel! Stay! Give me the darn ball!!" "Ball dogs – bad idea"

Broken legs and broken nose in the hospital.

Penguins - one is skating.

White Wine on Ice!

Winter Olympics

I have to let you go, Dobson. I've just found out you were hired because of a computer error.

Damaging to the sport's reputation...he's fallen asleep.

"Is it too late to buy a policy?2

Bear Snowboarding

Watch your language.

'I'm just saying, I think abominable sems a bit harsh!'

Santa leaves his sack behind when skiing down a mountain.

Submarine emerges on top of building

The blindfolded raft building team exercise ended in disaster for the snowman group.

'Lost your ball in the rough? Larry, this is bowling!

When Butt-dialers Talk

'The equipment for our off season, cut price, surprise holiday has arrived'

A skier tied in knots.

At the Snow Globe Olympics

This sucks